Dirty President Hand Sanitizer

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Dirty President Hand Sanitizer

9.00

Dirty Hands? Corrupt President?

4 fl. oz.

Let this fresh, cool purifier cleanse away germs, negativity, and vile politicians.

Light and moisturizing, this clear gel instantly refreshes your hands and your soul without drying you out or leaving you feeling violated, unlike our malevolent president.

Crafted with luxurious avocado and lavender oil, plus aloe, this cool gel leaves your hands feeling silky and clean. If only it would erase the last 3 years of our history.

Great in classrooms and on malignant sociopaths!

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Dirty, sullied, begrimed flesh,
be now cleansed and cool and fresh.

Crooked, evil, orange, cruel;
we’ll come for you, you hateful fool.

Why It’s Harm Free

Free of parabens and phthalates, inside and out
Recyclable PET container
Vegan
Didn’t use foreign interference to influence elections
Believes in human rights and climate change
Won’t grab you by the pussy

What’s in the bottle

Distilled water, vegetable glycerin, isopropyl alcohol, avocado oil, xanthan gum, lavender essential oil, aloe vera gel, progressive vibes, lots of resistance, and really really good juju

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